1. Locate your peaceful flock of gulls where ever they may be.
2. As you will be fairly well camouflaged in your outfit, pretend to be walking casually towards them, with no ill intent. Get as close as you can.
3. As soon as you notice the first signs of attention from the lookouts, run as fast as you can towards them, waving your stick as high in the air as possible, screaming at the top of your lungs.
4. Duck and dodge the flying fallout as fear will scare the **** out of the more timid ones. Hence the need for a good hat.
5. Get your camera busy and capture this great sporting event. Enjoy!